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in-my-future-tense:

laughterkey:

preciouslittlemoleskine:

This shit is for real. It’s a Tardigrade, also referred to as a Water Bear. It’s a micro-organism that looks like a cross between a bear and an uncircumcised penis. It’s kinda cute in a “don’t touch me” sort of way. 

Water bears 5evar

5evar indeed!

it has so many legs but then a weird jabby penis thing as a head, but why tho?

in-my-future-tense:

laughterkey:

preciouslittlemoleskine:

This shit is for real. It’s a Tardigrade, also referred to as a Water Bear. It’s a micro-organism that looks like a cross between a bear and an uncircumcised penis. It’s kinda cute in a “don’t touch me” sort of way. 

Water bears 5evar

5evar indeed!

it has so many legs but then a weird jabby penis thing as a head, but why tho?

❝ True love is when you’re standing in line for Chipotle, and you say, “I shouldn’t get guacamole,” and the great love of your life says, “You know what, just get the guac.” And then you go home, and you watch TV together while eating burritos. That’s true love.

— John Green (via wordsthat-speak)

Or a sharing of genuine love for all things avocado.

Ok ok maybe those two are the same thing.

nevver:

It’s enough

Disagree.

nevver:

It’s enough

Disagree.

(Source: thedolectures.com)

Anonymous :  is a burrito a sandwich?

wilwheaton:

kierongillen:

I helped David Hine and Mark Stafford at the weekend pack up. They rolled up the table cloth over their books on all sides, which made me think they’d basically made an enormous comic burrito.

This is me dodging the question.

I’ll take this, as I’m a bit of an expert on the subject.

No. A burrito is not a sandwich. A burrito is a burrito. Thank you for your question.

Wil Wheaton knows what’s up.

rhubarbes:

Space Cadet by Marco Nogueira.
(via ArtStation - Space Cadet, Marco Nogueira)

rhubarbes:

Space Cadet by Marco Nogueira.

(via ArtStation - Space Cadet, Marco Nogueira)

gothiccharmschool:

Oh, my heart.

gothiccharmschool:

Oh, my heart.

photoshopwilwheaton:

"This is really interesting, and a lot of fun to look at…" 

photoshopwilwheaton:

"This is really interesting, and a lot of fun to look at…" 

need to do something that ties in with my crazy jet black hair for halloween. hrmmm…..

need to do something that ties in with my crazy jet black hair for halloween. hrmmm…..

(Source: u-nusuals)

Zomg

Zomg

(Source: sugarsickness)

4151o:

Visitors :)

4151o:

Visitors :)

(Source: votrealien)

I want to stumble down hallways and into the unknown. If my life isn’t wildly different a year from today, somebody please kick me.

(Source: hellish-b0y)

(Source: these-lumping-lumps)